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Lewd, bad video game 

Connor: i like dogs!

Me: you need to s t o p...

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Lewd, bad video game 

The only thing that makes me madder than Detroit BH's awful writing is how hot and bothered twink Android cop makes me

Change the class titles in Destiny from Titan, Warlock, and Hunter to Jock, Goth, and Skater.

grumbling / griping 

waitin for the coffee to hit bluhhhhh

finally caught up on the latest The Adventure Zone and *screams into pillow* shit's popping off it's brutal!!

Spoiling my girlfriend by watching bursts of Steven Universe at once instead of like 5 episodes across months.

Honestly I live for the day a billionaire is jailed for an angry tweet

it seems to me that ai is actually objective and unbiased, because its made of maths, which is a truth of the universe and not a human invention

I was laying down and my silly tired brain said "oh no if I sleep now, I'll sleep in the real world!"

lewd 

if i buy the mother's day pizza special for myself does that make me a milf

Food 

Comitted some food crimes and deep fried some spaghetti patties, then made burgers with mozzrella cheese, spinach, and caeser dressing, using said patties as buns

Swimming in grease, could barely finish half of mine. Disgusting how delicious this was.

cooking, almost hazardous 

a fun thing to do is accidentally raise your oil to 500 degrees Fahrenheit

Trying to use candles to meditate and i think there's [b] something [/b] working here...

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