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me, age 15: I think we should provide basic necessities to people

my dad: you'll become more conservative when you're an adult

me, legally an adult:
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real talk im very glad i have three days off to study for my final because being sick last week kicked my butt so hard

Toronto, living situation, negative 

this city is literally going to choke me to death and there is nowhere else i can go

@Shadejackrabbit "Blaaahm Crack Stuntm'n and I play the fearsome power ranger type Flashlight bear, Gunshaver! On the video computer game Desk tiny too!"

new destiny rogue light-bearer, sinister and twisted, only known by their fearsome moniker "Gun-Haver"

getting my butt completely melted by my girlfriend for not knowing how tapes work

sick, body 

preventing my lungs from exiting my body is so far going great

medication 

giant-ass horse-pill-looking cold meds saying "take two every 4 hours" what are you gonna do plant a tree in my stomach?

Burnout 

Got a lot of songs about being burnt out but continuing anyways in my rotation recently and I'm sure that's fine ๐Ÿ™ƒ

i would literally drop a health insurance exec into a pit of boiling lava without a hint of remorse and i suspect a lot of people feel the same

Shout out to my fellow Canadians, this is literally the most jock joke i have ever made

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just saw a go leafs go sign in a house window upside down and what I'm wondering is if this works like an inverted cross; are the anti-leafs living in that abode and does that mean they'll be actually good at hockey

Officially scrapped continuing to write the novelization of my d&d campaign, which was a hard choice to make today. But it came down to free time, and if I'm gonna spend my free time on linear prose or games writing I'd rather do the latter.

I'm still proud of myself for reaching 75,000 words, and i feel like I've learned a lot in the process. Players were very supportive of the decision, seemed they were happy i was choosing to free up some of my time.

More world building time now!

shoving all my degrees and accolades into a corner and lighting them on fire, replacing the entire wall with a single plaque saying "netflix choose your own adventure" and finally dying happy

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