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Oh no, my girlfriend's wife is too cute and now I have two girlfriends

Waiting in the airport to pick up gf

Incredibly nervous

But i know all will be well

if a tiny bee were to ask me if i like jazz i would scream immediately and then say yes

Medication 

I took melatonin last night to sleep better and i think it helped me fall asleep faster but i was pretty restless all night, meh

Meant to get up at 7 for my exam at 9 but can't fall back asleep. 6 is probably a safer time to get up anyways, what with buses being weird yesterday

What up morning crew

*ominously stroking a bunny in their lap* Khajiit have hares if you have coin

I want to see a captcha where people have to type the text they see in images, but it's text like "Immigrants are human beings just like me", "The color of my skin does not make me better than other people", "LGBTQ+ people deserve all the rights that I have", etc.

lukewarm take re: federated platforms 

i think federation is cool and all but seriously what happened to RSS and static websites

how have i had a Hot Hot Heat album on my shelf for at least a year that I never ripped to my computer...

the three things that sound great to get into, but i am completely overwhelmed by their labyrinthean lore:

1 - wrestling
2 - comics
3 - giant bomb

Every time i try to remember the progression of Baby Got Back i end up in Space Jam and i don't know how my brain keeps making this wrong turn

80s rock musician: Love to write a 7 minute ballad and instead of ending on a great drum hit fuck around on my guitar for 40 more seconds and end on a fade-out

geeze i double my ram and now windows has dropped its idle usage to...

30%

lmao great.

god i gotta take a walk, im getting restless from all the studying

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