Luna 🌑 Lapin 🐰 @Shadejackrabbit@computerfairi.es

Okay so you need cooked but un-sauced noods for this. You'll want them to be refrigerated entirely so that they don't really cook more.

Get your frying pan and grease it up with with whatever. You want to use a not-small frying pan, you can use butter if you're fancy but i just use oil because i'm cheap.

Once its ready to go you want to crack an egg in there. Then you're gonna take two decent handfulls of noodles and plop them onto the egg.

it's late and i just realized ive never shared this anywhere so im gonna share my flawless recipe for breakfast noodles.

spoiler: it's not flawless and there's basically no exact measurements

natch, got it

aw fuck forgot my password on this old linux laptop

can you imagine being the brilliant designer who decided windows apps need to look like frosted glass because it's called windows

i spent two hours in a bubble bath today and all that did was reduce my stress enough that i could build it all back up by cleaning for the rest of the day

this sucks

sucks ass to spend all sorts of time and effort lowering my stress from "crashing hard" to "manageable frazzle" and never getting to go back to "not actually stressed"

im going to burn myself out at this rate

Need to make some iced tea, or as Americans call it "sweet tea"

Finally rejuvenated with a long bath and feeling 30% more alive. ✨

*shuffling joke cards* I'll be here all night folks

Punch Up the Jam is possibly my favorite podcast right now and it's got such a great backlog god damn. Makes me choke with laughter so often

at the age of twenty-six i have discovered how easy apple crumble is to make, and it is a dangerous knowledge

Love to not sleep because my landlord has been sitting on an attic squirrel invasion for 3 months and now the bedroom smells like rodent piss

Bologna is just hotdog pancakes

Liking my new lipstick a lot, matches my fading hair really well