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:boost_ok: Which of these games have you completed?

Learned about the micromouse event and I was wondering how hard it would be to make a virtual equivalent of that πŸ€”

A virtual robot scanning a maze to find the shortest / fastest path to a goal

"goblet" tweetjam in #pico8

full development process:
youtu.be/rhOABP_f7iw

?"\^!5f10β–’πŸ±2β˜‰8πŸ…ΎοΈμ›ƒ9β™₯7"
cls(1)::_::
w=t()/8
for j=0,1 do
s=1-j
p=200+1200*j
for i=30*s,p do
a=w+i*.618
y=i/p*1.4-.4
r=3*y*y-2*y*y*y+.1
y+=.4
x=cos(a)*r
z=sin(a)
c=(i/7%7.9*(.75+z/4)*z*z+2)*j
z*=r
x-=y*s*2
z-=y*s*3
y*=j
circfill(64+x*30,105-y*50+z*15,2,c)
end
end
flip()goto _

The real curse of social media is having the thought "I just thought of a great Tiny Desk concert joke" and then also thinking "it's 2023, I can't be doing Tiny Desk jokes anymore. There's not enough space for them"

"try adding numbers"

WOW, ITS ALMOST LIKE WE HAD A SYSTEM FOR THAT ALREADY

OH: "i'm nonbinary, but alas my computer isn't"

Sometimes self-care is letting yourself program a little tree generator. <3

#pico8

πŸ’§οΈ STOP DOING COVID
  • SARS VIRUSES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CAUGHT BY ANYTHING THAT'S NOT A BATS
  • YEARS OF REINFECTION yet NO REAL-WORLD IMMUNITY FOUND TO CORONAVIRUSES
  • wanted immunity to a coronavirus for a laugh? we had a tool for that: It was called a "RESPIRATOR"
  • "Yeah I went to the Taylor Swift concert last night and can't remember ANY of it" β€” Statements dreamed up by the utterly neurocognitively damaged
"Hello I would like to attend your corona party to catch the virus so I can become more immune to the virus please"

They have played us for absolute bats

TIL about the web development concept of "progressive enhancement"

"it's clean air day!"

oh so we'll reflect on the importance of clean indoor air to stop the spread of viruses like covid, flu and rsv? especially in schools, offices, and other public places?

"uhh no"

oh so we'll reflect on the urgent need to phase out fossil fuels in order to prevent further climate change because of the devastating effects of wildfires?

"ah, uh, again, no"

okay cool good talk

microsd = datashard
sd card = datachip
ssd = dataclip
hdd = datadisk
cd = dataring
flash drive = datastick

hope this clears things up

Most people go to therapy because the people who should’ve didn’t.

One of the missions in No Man's Sky bugged out recently. I know it happened recently cause I saw a few posts about this specific mission made in the last few days

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