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optician: the results are not good
patient: can I see them?
optician: probably not

@DrSandraDuffy not quite the same (well, not even remotely, i know you're a huge rugby fan) but I still love the cartoon

@amberhearts@meow.social yup, there's a bit of a story line after you beat the final boss, and you can unlock more stuff you couldn't during standard gameplay!

Beat final boss for the second time, this time on Hard, and now I get to experience the post-game!

Big news! 📢 Kenney Game Assets All-in-1 now includes Kenney Character Assets, it's a free update even if you claimed my bundle for free a couple of days ago.

The second message shows what's included!

Got Everybody Wants to Rule The World by Tears for Fears stuck in my head

some people have been going around saying the unity news isn't so bad because "it doesn't affect very many people" and

1. there are plenty of reasons to be nervous about a move like this even if it doesn't (currently) affect you

2. the indie studios that aren't getting millions in budget from venture capital but are still doing gamedev full-time professionally are already squeezed enough without unity skimming even more off the top

some of you are acting like grossing 200k in a year for an entire studio is like winning the jackpot, when in reality between platform holders, publishers, and governments taking their cut 200k what's left could well be far below subsistence wages for team members

so yeah, a large percentage of unity users won't be affected, but a large percentage of the indie "middle class", who make a large number of the indie games most people enjoy, *will* be highly affected. and i don't think that's okay. i think that's worthy of some panic

wishing all taxi drivers who make it unable to fasten seatbelts in the backseat to have their tires get caught on nails

Be careful out there fellow bi critters.

During #bisexual awareness week, bisexuals have disadvantage on all stealth checks.

I'm sure there's a tendency to always view the past as better, but the social-media-ification of the Internet has really sucked a lot of the joy out of entertaining people. When it was peripheral to the broader Internet, you spent most of your time making stuff. Now you gotta learn 8 to 12 platforms that mostly want you to act like an employee of their algorithm.

two space-based adventures written predominantly in C# include squad's kerbal space program (2015) and debussy's clair de lune (1905)

If you're dumb enough to buy a new engine this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Unity!

Thanks to the following people for doing most of the work!
mastodon.xyz/@Xibanya
mastodon.gamedev.place/@supsup
domdinh.com/
And 917, whose socials will be pasted in here as soon as they get back to me

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