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what the fuck...? it's STRAWBERRY JAM 8! come make a horny game during february!! itch.io/jam/strawberry-jam-8

also the DMCA only applies to digital data. Ones and zeroes. Binary.

I'm non-binary. Does this mean I can broadcast whatever I want and the cops can't stop me?

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Weird nsfw poll about involuntary arousal from non-sexual stimuli 

@njion not vibrations but sometimes the car im in would briefly move down a slope and I would feel that gravity change on my junk 😳

I'm a furry but if I had to choose between being a werewolf and being a vampire, I'd choose the vampy

Man goes to Windows. Says thing is not working. Says he's getting a strange error. Says he feels lost and unsure what to do. Windows says, "Solution is simple. Administrator is in the office today. Go and see him. He should know the answer." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But Windows... I am Administrator!"

Why do schools have bells while universities do not? 

Because the researchers working at universities are trying to win the No-bell prize πŸ₯

An issue I've noticed using discord is that DM previews only show the first line of text you write.

So if your message starts with "good morning" and add something on a different line, people will only see that greeting and won't know there's more unless they open the DM.

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