Metal Mutton 🤖🐏 @SteelWool@computerfairi.es

Friend: What do you play games on?
Me: I play games on a switch!

#meme #shitpost #networking #tech #infosec

On NPR's Morning Edition, I sounded off about car bloat:

Oversized trucks and SUVs "create danger for everybody else on the street because of their mass and because of their height, whether you're walking or biking or inside a smaller car."

https://www.npr.org/2024/08/23/nx-s1-5084276/pedestrian-protection-bill-bigger-cars-trucks

#cars #bike #walk

That’s one of the reasons why I take it personally when people use “AI” models and cryptocoins. You are being complicit in creating the demand that is threatening to directly destroy the environment I live in. None of this shit would be happening if there wasn't demand so I absolutely do blame you, personally, if you are a regular user of either of these things

There’s a cost to these tools and you’re pushing it onto others like an asshole

So, fuck you and the AI-generated horse you rode in on

Olympic sports categorized:
YEET THING: handball, volleyball, football (soccer), discus, shotput, hammer throw, basketball, water polo, curling
NO YEETING: swimming, running, speed skating, boxing, wrestling, taekwondo, breakdancing, rowing
YEET SELF: ski jump, gymnastics, diving, figure skating, high jump, long jump, triple jump, hurdles, skateboarding, skiing (freestyle), snowboarding, trampoline
YEET FRIEND: artistic swimming, couples figure skating
YEET ENEMY: judo
YEETING NOT MANDATORY, BUT STRONGLY ENCOURAGED: rugby, rhythmic gymnastics, (American) flag football
AVOID YEETING AT ALL COSTS: sport climbing, weightlifting, surfing, ski mountaineering, cycling, canoeing, equestrian, sailing, bobsled, skeleton, luge, skiing (except freestyle), fencing, relay race
USE STICK TO YEET THING: hockey, baseball/softball, tennis, cricket, lacrosse, squash, table tennis, badminton, golf, shooting
USE THING TO YEET STICK: archery
YEET STICK: javelin
STICK YEETS YOU: pole vault

When you’re searching for your dog realising he’s in perfect hiding 🙈

#pets #PetsOfMastodon #dog #dogs

What has worked to fight climate change? Policies where someone pays for polluting, study finds

https://apnews.com/article/climate-change-price-hike-policies-emissions-1d211ff66f7ab768a69466b9af281c79

First #pico8 #tweetcart in a while, source in reply.

Ya vi que sacaron el poster oficial de Ranma ½ y no se que pensar de la tipografía, supongo estoy demasiado acostumbrado a la que usaba Viz Media en el manga.

y ahora la gran pregunta:

¿Qué pasaría si Ranma, transformado en mujer, queda embarazado y le echan agua caliente?

My love language is removing tracking parameters from urls before sharing.

I hear a lot of people clamoring for Two-Factor Authentication on FurAffinity after all that's happened, but you really gotta be patient folks, it's hard enough running one FA, let alone 2FA

they live glasses but for tech industry comment pieces 😎