Metal Mutton π€π @SteelWool@computerfairi.es
- Age
- Early 30s
- pronouns
- they/he
π²π½π³βπ Nonbinary Mexican on the autism spectrum that does hobby gamedev.
π I'm an adult and posts may be NSFW. Do not interact if you're a minor.
Joined Dec 2022
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yeah okay no
PSA for all fedi admins; block "QQDownload" as a user agent
its specifically scraping statuses from accounts with pre-scraped account IDs, meaning they know what they're downloading
i have no idea what its about, one site says that its a p2p download manager, and another says its related to QQ, an instant messenger service from tencent
Lewd?, Silly
*clears throat*
Boobs. Breasts, even. Tits, perhaps.
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hey, me and my murder saw you from across the empty parking lot and we were wondering if you had any peanuts
What if I pretended it's 2010, when flash was still alive and making interactive horny web things was still popular, and made one of my own with modern tech?
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what the fuck...? it's STRAWBERRY JAM 8! come make a horny game during february!! https://itch.io/jam/strawberry-jam-8
@nano same here tbh
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also the DMCA only applies to digital data. Ones and zeroes. Binary.
I'm non-binary. Does this mean I can broadcast whatever I want and the cops can't stop me?
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huh, they added a lot more of them while i was away
I could just become a bat and boom, instant fursona
Weird nsfw poll about involuntary arousal from non-sexual stimuli
@njion not vibrations but sometimes the car im in would briefly move down a slope and I would feel that gravity change on my junk π³
I'm a furry but if I had to choose between being a werewolf and being a vampire, I'd choose the vampy
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Man goes to Windows. Says thing is not working. Says he's getting a strange error. Says he feels lost and unsure what to do. Windows says, "Solution is simple. Administrator is in the office today. Go and see him. He should know the answer." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But Windows... I am Administrator!"
