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It's still winter but it's currently at 30Β°C what is this shit

what 

β–‘Mβ–‘Yβ–‘ β–‘Pβ–‘Rβ–‘Oβ–‘Nβ–‘Oβ–‘Uβ–‘Nβ–‘Sβ–‘ β–‘Iβ–‘Nβ–‘ β–‘Bβ–‘Iβ–‘Oβ–‘

sorry I missed your call, 95% of the calls I get are from robots trying to steal my credit card information so this entire method of communication is now dead to me

pΓ³g means kiss in irish
so whenever u say pog, poggers, pogchamp etc ur talkin about kissing imo

@athousandcateaus i personally can't wait to get lasers all over my body so hair doesn't come back

Food mention, what 

Poster: "you are what you eat"
Me after eating a burrito:

A rare photo of the last steam-sheep before electrification.

I feel powerless in the face of the rampant adoption of A.I. with little to no societal safeguarding or legal protection, so I make jokes while the driverless steamroller slowly crushes us all to death.

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