Metal Mutton 🤖🐏 @SteelWool@computerfairi.es

Me, an idiot: “So, kids, by setting the thermostat a little lower and eating less meat, we’re doing our part to make the world more sustainable”

VCs, very smart: “We just raised $100 billion dollars from the sovereign wealth funds of three petrostates to build the world’s largest AI supercomputer. It uses as much power and water as Guatemala and the primary use case is for management consultants to autogenerate powerpoints for justifying mass layoffs.”

Ananias, the accessible traditional turn based #roguelike, is part of Steam Endless Replayability Fest! Get it now for a super discount and share your adventures

What gender are you?

my new burger restaurant concept is inspired by modern software. the options for mayo are "yes" and "maybe later", and if you pick maybe later, the chef stands at your table with a squeezy bottle, threatening to add mayo to your burger when you least expect it

So many gaming sites writing about how “Bungie” released Marathon on Steam or it’s “now free”.

Frustrating to see people not doing basic checks. It was the Aleph One team, not Bungie, and it’s been free for years. It’s just now on Steam.

https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2024/05/bungies-classic-free-fps-marathon-is-now-on-steam/

It looks like WB is returning Adult Swim-published games back to devs https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/it-looks-like-wb-is-returning-adult-swim-published-games-back-to-devs?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Test your detection of AI images (I'm about 70%)

https://detectfakes.kellogg.northwestern.edu

The patron saint of gifted children

Got tired of sites not loading without enabling cookies. "Shut up, you don't need sessionStorage, you're literally just a static product page!!2!"

So I fixed it. Then wrote a post about it.

Here's the link in case you're curious

https://dev.to/darkwiiplayer/faking-sessionstorage-to-keep-sites-from-crashing-31ih

#javascrpt #webdev

starting to draw a proper car - i did this first version in a really basic way so i thought it'd tank my performance, but it turns out it still stays at like 45+ fps on the device. not bad!

i'm very bad at lowpoly modeling so the car accidentally looks like an old-timey beater, but i think that's sorta funny so i'll probably try to keep that vibe

stackoverflow:

randomguy420: "How do I [...]?"
the accepted answer: "You can't."
the 43 other answers that came out years later:

i hate searching for jobs

Who would win: The forb or the foxarella stick?