Dear Microsoft. Here is a list of things I want the Start Menu to do:
* Show my installed programs
* Search my local files
* Provide access to system settings
Here is a list of things I do *not* want the Start Menu to do:
* Show the weather for a randomly-selected town near my network's public IP infrastructure
* Show tabloid headlines
* Show programs I *don't* have installed
* Search the web via Bing
* Show adverts(!)
* Attempt to engage me in conversation with a hallucinating LLM
Thanks.
In case you missed it, a bunch of NFT bros threw a big NFT party but used the wrong kind of blacklight, and a bunch of them sterilized themselves and went blind.
My games are on sale!
Except for Iron Lung because it's too soon after the price change :(