RIP the man who was the absolute incarnation of XKCD's "one random dude holding up the entire internet". You may never have heard of David Mills, but your entire goddamn world depends on what he did.
zelda: stab me in the face
ganondorf: what
zelda: just try. i dare you. it is literally impossible. he will travel back in time if he has to. it is a law of nature that you can't finish me off
ganondorf: it is not
zelda: then stab me in the face. try it. show me how sure you are that you're the exception
ganondorf: you're just messing with me
distant voice of link: hyaa
ganondorf: ohGOD don't kill me