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โ–‘Mโ–‘Yโ–‘ โ–‘Pโ–‘Rโ–‘Oโ–‘Nโ–‘Oโ–‘Uโ–‘Nโ–‘Sโ–‘ โ–‘Iโ–‘Nโ–‘ โ–‘Bโ–‘Iโ–‘Oโ–‘

sorry I missed your call, 95% of the calls I get are from robots trying to steal my credit card information so this entire method of communication is now dead to me

pรณg means kiss in irish
so whenever u say pog, poggers, pogchamp etc ur talkin about kissing imo

Food mention, what 

Poster: "you are what you eat"
Me after eating a burrito:

A rare photo of the last steam-sheep before electrification.

I feel powerless in the face of the rampant adoption of A.I. with little to no societal safeguarding or legal protection, so I make jokes while the driverless steamroller slowly crushes us all to death.

Reading alt text like you read that little thing at the museum that explains to you what the painting is actually about and what you're even looking at

what do we want? INSTANT GRATIFICATION
when do we want it? RIGHT NOW

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