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Any machine is a finite state machine here let me show you

*smashes it with a crowbar*

See it's current state is broken

I think a not-insignificant portion of people who are against universal basic income are against it because they fear their own wealth or status losing meaning.

When they ask you
(and they will ask you)
why you are wearing a mask
in this moment
when case numbers are low
respond by telling them
that case numbers are low
and you are doing your part
to keep them that way.

there are three flavours of soda: cola, lemon, and mystery. scientists believe this latter category is by far the largest, with most of its members still undocumented

‪examples:‬

‪cola‬
‪- coca-cola‬
‪- pepsi‬

‪lemon‬
‪- sprite‬
‪- 7-up‬
‪- fanta lemon‬
‪- probably fanta orange also, citrus fruits are inbred‬

‪mystery‬
‪- irn bru‬
‪- uludağ gazoz‬
‪- dr pepper‬
‪- cream soda‬
‪- trocadero‬
‪- dandelion and burdock‬
‪- those extremely cheap sodas with implausible flavours‬

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Another fun @FieldFX #ByteJam

Tried an aurora. Got close to a cartoon one, if not physically accurate.

Or maybe it's one of those sour, rainbow astro belt sweets. You, dear reader, shall decide.

#demoscene #livecoding #TIC80

In the most glorious "fuck you" I have seen in a while, you know the book that Cumberland City Council banned because they're homophobic bigots - Holly Duhig's "A focus on Same Sex Parents"? Well, the publisher, BookLife Publishing, have made a PDF version of the book available for free.

Sure be a shame if it was shared far and wide now, wouldn't it?

Every time you ban a book filled with hope and kindness, and care and love, we will resist.

booklifepublishing.co.uk/a-foc

#CumberlandCityCouncil #SameSexParents #BookBans #Bookstodon

For my birthday, I'd really like it if my beloved fedi could spread word far and wide of Kitsune Tails. It's a platformer with a heartwarming story featuring queer main characters and personal discoveries in classic SMB3 style. You can find trailer, screenshots, and wishlist links here: kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails

It's coming out this year and the team and I have been working hard on it for several years now. Most of the team is queer in some form so by boosting you'd not only be making me happy on my birthday, but supporting a bunch of queer creators making queer art as well

Oh nice, i think I finally fixed the thing that kept waking up my computer from sleep mode spontaneously. It was either my mouse or my second keyboard that i forgot to unplug 🤔

Babies don’t achieve legal personhood until they’re born

How is this something you have to explain to someone

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Oh my godddddddddddd

I can’t believe I had to tell a client that I can’t make any decisions based on her baby because it’s not born yet

But she tried to claim life begins at conception blah blah blah blah

I don’t care about debating the ethics, but I just told her that the computer doesn’t recognise people’s birthdays if they’re in the future and that placated her

I mean, the Government doesn’t grant residency until birth, so I can’t make decisions for someone that doesn’t exist

Seriously though, fedi was *built* by furries, trans and queer folk, disabled neurodivergent people.

This is *the reason* the culture here is what it is. Why CWs are a thing. Why image descriptions are a thing. Why privacy matters here. Why moderation tools not only exist, but are usable — and used.

If you had joined and asked yourself "wow, how come this place is so chill and kinda… nice?" — that's thanks to all the nice people from communities some people call "weird".

So #KeepFediWeird.

Me, an idiot: “So, kids, by setting the thermostat a little lower and eating less meat, we’re doing our part to make the world more sustainable”

VCs, very smart: “We just raised $100 billion dollars from the sovereign wealth funds of three petrostates to build the world’s largest AI supercomputer. It uses as much power and water as Guatemala and the primary use case is for management consultants to autogenerate powerpoints for justifying mass layoffs.”

I am driving myself insane by building electronic computer logic circuits and spending the time I'm not doing that by playing Arknights

This is made funnier by the fact that energy in Arknights is called "Sanity"

Ananias, the accessible traditional turn based #roguelike, is part of Steam Endless Replayability Fest! Get it now for a super discount and share your adventures

What gender are you?

my new burger restaurant concept is inspired by modern software. the options for mayo are "yes" and "maybe later", and if you pick maybe later, the chef stands at your table with a squeezy bottle, threatening to add mayo to your burger when you least expect it

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