Metal Mutton 🤖🐏 @SteelWool@computerfairi.es

>add/remove programs
>never used that shit to add a program in my entire life

Somebody should invent a very small AI which was carefully nurtured to grow within the limited space of a single PC and name it Bonsai Buddy

I've got that crow autism (I collect shit that I don't need)

Blender 4.1 New Features Official Overview https://video.blender.org/videos/watch/d93e308e-7dcb-4a03-a3d5-5bc6c7df65c7

Which is the most fun programming word to type or say?

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Buenas. Hoy es San Iwata. Es el aniversario de la muerte de Satoru Iwata, programador de videojuegos y fue ese presidente de Nintendo que se rebajó el sueldo a la mitad por los malos resultados económicos de la compañía en 2011 y 2014.

Así que alguna gente (me refiero a Rafa Laguna, para qué mentir) quiere reivindicar este día y que se regale videojuegos a gente que quieres, pero prefiero pasar por aquí los códigos, porque os tengo en mucha estima. Se publicarán los códigos a las 10h, 13h y 16h (hora España peninsular), con alguna letra tapada para que no sea un copia pega en plan guarro.

Se trata de tres juegos a canjear en Steam y publicados entre 2013 y 2022, incluye triple AAA. Todos ellos están verificados para jugarse en Steamdeck. Son de aventuras/acción y son protagonizados por mujeres. Vamos, que son una selección bien maja y cuidadosamente seleccionada. La parte mala es que son para canjear en España por lo que me dice la página de Fanatical...

#SanIwata

You have some hours left to get my two steam games for 50 % off ✨

https://store.steampowered.com/search/?publisher=Sebastian%20Lind

#gamedev #pixelart

commission

how to make an urban legend in your game, in the internet age

make a rare event that happens in hidden area, like 1% of the time, but every month the game is out, the chance of it happening drops by 0.1%.

the event also doesn't happen if it detects any common streaming software, like OBS.

also, all the assets for the event would be embedded into the binary, so dataminers would have to decompile it to confirm its existence.

oh, and in a switch port, it would disable video snapshots while the event is active

Binary gendered toilets but your options are "femboy" and "enby"

OMG ITS FINALLY TIME

I FINALLY HAVE 10 YEARS OF RUST PROGRAMMING EXPERIENCE

I CAN FINALLY APPLY FOR ENTRY-LEVEL RUST POSITIONS LETS GOOOO

I'll join #PortfolioDay

Google PR sure is taking its sweet time getting back to me about the finding that Chrome has a hidden extension that allows all *.google.com domains to monitor your CPU usage and other private system info. I'm sure they're working just as fast as they can.

https://simonwillison.net/2024/Jul/9/hangout_servicesthunkjs/

> “Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?”

“Because that’s your mother’s favorite flower.”

> “Thanks, Dad!”

“No problem, Fortran.”

#programming