Metal Mutton 🤖🐏 @SteelWool@computerfairi.es

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Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?

Me: I'm expert in machine learning.

Interviewer: What's 7+9?

Me: Zero

Interviewer: No, it's 16.

Me: Ok, 16.

Interviewer: What's 10+20?

Me: 16

i have outright deleted a major patchset i wrote for a project under freedesktop.org stewardship, which someone else is probably going to write again in a year or two, because i realized the project had a real-name policy, and decided it wasn't worth it. i then lost motivation for the cool thing i was working on that needed me to write that patch

this is not the intended effect of a "real-name" policy, but it is the actual effect. and, as the cool kids say, "the system is what it does".

there is no such thing as a "real name". the concept of a "legal name" is fraught, and most certainly is not what you think it is, or what you are looking for, if you are a software developer. many assumptions you have about what a "legal name" is probably are not true.

consider this: the name on my birth certificate is different than the name on my drivers license, and that is different from the names i am called by my friends. those names are all different from what is likely to be on my passport when i get it, and all of those are different than the name i publish my open source projects under. all of these, in different jurisdictions, might or might not be something you could consider a "legal name". which one do you want me to use when i submit a major feature to your library? are you going to turn me away if i try to submit it as "linear cannon"? why? if i have a website and contact information under that name, why does this matter? how is it substantially different than an author of fiction novels publishing under a pen name? does it change if i produce a piece of government-issued documentation with that name on it? why, or why not?

if your real name policy does not answer these questions adequately, then there's a very good chance i'm just going to assume that you're going to turn me away, as has happened to me several times already

Giving Clockhopper a VERY simple game loop, and it's starting to feel really good!

#pico8 #gamedev #indiedev

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Unity CEO and president John Riccitiello is leaving the company https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/unity-ceo-and-president-john-riccitiello-is-leaving-the-company?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

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My mastodon is just a constant stream of animals. Be that friends, fursuits, art, or hourly photos of possums, birds and otters. No drama, no negativity. This is how social media should be!

I may be ignoring things that are happening in the world that are algorithmically shoved down your throat on other sites, but my mental health has never been better :)

Iiii have long covid and it makes it hard for me to speak because it causes coughing fits which is really not great because my job description is "talk to customers"

Don't get covid. Don't spread covid if you get unlucky like me. Just wear a damn mask, please. This shit isn't worth it.

Welcoming committee rolling out.

@jillrhudy @gwendolenau Here's Alecto, Magaera and Tisiphone just before they started giving me the "blue steel" glares...

#sheep

Winamp. It really whips the llama's ass. 🦙
(Winamp v2.0, Windows 9x, Sep 8 1998)

@cyphersignal @JoshJers @eniko I love this extremely specific niche of computer-graphics-related comic edits floating around.

its my birfday
rejoyce

Making some progress here!

#pixelart #ドット絵

Theme gives meaning to mechanics; mechanics give weight to theme

@tinstargames

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Miss B @MissBThe3rd Giving my classroom gluesticks human names has been revolutionary. Does a student care if a glue stick goes missing? No! Do they care if DEREK the glue stick has not been returned? ABSOLUTELY. It's like a manhunt until Derek has been returned to his rightful spot.