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hey, me and my murder saw you from across the empty parking lot and we were wondering if you had any peanuts

What if I pretended it's 2010, when flash was still alive and making interactive horny web things was still popular, and made one of my own with modern tech?

what the fuck...? it's STRAWBERRY JAM 8! come make a horny game during february!! itch.io/jam/strawberry-jam-8

also the DMCA only applies to digital data. Ones and zeroes. Binary.

I'm non-binary. Does this mean I can broadcast whatever I want and the cops can't stop me?

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I'm a furry but if I had to choose between being a werewolf and being a vampire, I'd choose the vampy

Man goes to Windows. Says thing is not working. Says he's getting a strange error. Says he feels lost and unsure what to do. Windows says, "Solution is simple. Administrator is in the office today. Go and see him. He should know the answer." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But Windows... I am Administrator!"

This YouTube tutorial could have been a GitHub repository

Why do schools have bells while universities do not? 

Because the researchers working at universities are trying to win the No-bell prize πŸ₯

An issue I've noticed using discord is that DM previews only show the first line of text you write.

So if your message starts with "good morning" and add something on a different line, people will only see that greeting and won't know there's more unless they open the DM.

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