oooooooooooppppps it's 2am and i want to rewatch national treasure for the
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time....

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@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
National Treasure: Chamber of Secrets. Gates (Nicolas Cage) puts his hand in a hole to open up a secret entrance. Acts like it caught his hand painfully. (His bad joke, mine being a Halo: Reach reference.) Starts screaming to the horror of his parents.
A few seconds later, he laughs (and stops screaming) and says, "I'm sorry, I couldn't resist."

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@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
OH MY FUCKING GOD DID I REALLY JUST REFER TO THE SECOND NATIONAL TREASURE MOVIE USING THE SECOND HARRY POTTER BOOK'S TITLE?!?!?!?
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Kill me now.

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@Terxbor @SilviaFox
i want this crossover

"So bad it's good" crossover movie idea 

@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Does Ben become a wizard, or his son, or does the Hogwarts and MoM staffs call him a Muggle, with him correcting it to No-Maj?

"So bad it's good" crossover movie idea 

@SilviaFox @Terxbor
i don't remember enough about one of these series to answer this

"So bad it's good" crossover movie idea 

@catoutofbed @SilviaFox
Or both, possibly, so I'll explain the less-obvious parts.
Gates doesn't yet have a son, but a third movie could introduce him. (Or her.)
In the spinoff Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the setting is New York. American wizards and witches call their non-magic brethren "No-Majes," or "No-Maj" for singular.

"So bad it's good" crossover movie idea 

@SilviaFox @catoutofbed
I failed to point out that Fantastic Beasts is a Harry Potter spinoff, set I believe in the 1920s.

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