Nothing attracts reply guys like subjects I only post about off the cuff and don't really care about, which just makes them that much more annoying.

"Oranges are okay but I could live without them, honestly."

"WHAT?! ORANGES ARE THE BEST AND HERE"S WHY!"

"I really don't care."

"HERE'S A LIST OF 75 REASONS WHY ORANGES ARE NATURE'S SUPER FRUIT!"

@gwynnion i imagine the next messages went like this

“cool story. i’m just not into oranges now please give me peace”

“unwilling to debate the merits of oranges in the public forum? must be another triggered liberal! owned! iamverysmartsomeonepleaseloveme”

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