lewd, shitpost, sparkly vampire love story 

maybe fedi can answer this since no one else has been able to.

so the vampires in twilight right? their blood canonically doesn’t pump. so either edward got bella pregnant with a limp dick ooooooor somehow magically got a boner with no blood flow????

or maybe since their skin is “rock hard” he just always got a stiffy?

idk, just feels like some unexplained lore here 🤷​

@TheIronFox There was a put-in-freezer dildo at the time to simulate Edward-dick - so probably no blood and just magic?
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