why can't i get sexually harassed by someone hot

that's a bad thought and also the least of my bad thoughts

like oh my god

I'M FUCKING

FEELING IT MR. KRABS

🤤

i have some... fucked up fetishes

like "plugging yourself and going for a walk" levels of fucked up

although it's been a good minute since i've actually done that

which i mean, nobody would actually know so it's totes cool right

but it's still embarrassing to admit

and that's why i'm doing it!

honestly every time i'm like "what if i told the fediverse about this... but no they'd think less of me" i do it anyway because... i mean...

yes please think less of me 🥺

okay totally changing subjects now but

i really love what HRT has done to my nipples

they're... oh my god, SO FUN to play with

it makes me so horny

my only regret is that i haven't been more ridiculously horny more explicitly

okay i don't want it to seem like "going for a walk plugged" is something i've done once or twice

that used to be my bread and butter

the shit that got me goin

i am just... a perverted fuckin freak waitin for my time to shine

🥺

my biggest fuckin fantasy is just... having to be plugged CONSTANTLY FOREVER LMAO

please help me i am so fuckin horny i'm gonna legiterally die

IF YOU THINK I'M JOKING NOW JUST WAIT...

look i might seem like i'm joking around but really i swear to god on a daily basis i am like too horny to function 24/7

okay i swear this is the last post i make on this subject

someone please just end me tbh

that's it i'm joining the HER and Taimi apps and attempting to speedrun getting laid

i can't take it anymore