re: rubber, latex, drone, photos
@icefoxx is the helmet purchased or made? it’s super cool! :3
lewd, shitpost, sparkly vampire love story
maybe fedi can answer this since no one else has been able to.
so the vampires in twilight right? their blood canonically doesn’t pump. so either edward got bella pregnant with a limp dick ooooooor somehow magically got a boner with no blood flow????
or maybe since their skin is “rock hard” he just always got a stiffy?
idk, just feels like some unexplained lore here 🤷
re: slightly lewd shitpost
@ghostlyash this gotta be worth like 3 points at least right here
re: slightly lewd shitpost
@ghostlyash nah you coming with the banger this morning lmao
@enigmatico install napster lol
re: self indulgent poll about how you feel about me
@ghostlyash my only regret in life is that i couldn’t vote wifey twice :p
@cpi holy shit
i read this and was like “yeah that’s a horror movie headline” and then it got more and more on the nose with every word lol