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shitpost, caps, reference to a dead person 

BILLY MAYS HERE AND I’VE GOT A REAL WINNER TODAY! ARE YOU TIRED OF SPENDING SO MUCH EFFORT CLEANING?

INTRODUCING FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID!

GUARANTEED TO DISSOLVE ANY MESS!

CALL NOW!

@chipzel the way that “beautiful” had me making noises i’m not sure were human lmao

@SethRudy microscopic targeted jets of air punch through clothes and skin to inject you with the vaccine so small you won’t feel it or notice a hole

no, marketing email, you don’t “miss me” you want my money. say what you mean instead of relying on emotionally manipulative tactics

idk…mh theorycrafting?? 

it’s kinda rude how when i get in a depressive funk and don’t wanna do anything the thing that makes me feel better is usually just doing the thing smh

We never should've stopped saying omgwtfbbq

i understand that it’s because the entire field is the epitome of “standing on the shoulders of giants” but

holy shit the fact that modern technology works is mind blowing

lol cat just sprinted across the room and slid into his food bowl flipping it and making a huge mess

i love that little idiot

@nano@yiff.life drink some water. ur prolly dehydrated after that long

re: NSFW 

@shiri that’s her bf now. and so am i. :3

do we really have to do today? what if we just didn’t and stayed in bed?

re: usb connectors tier list 

@julialuna this is so silly i love it

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