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shit. left my steam deck in my bedroom but now i’m comfy on the couch. first world problem i know but still

If this page looks better in the app, then you need to stop preventing your web team from doing their job properly.

If, on the other hand, this page extracts more data and achieves more lock-in in the app, please stop lying about your reasons.

re: stream deck posting 

@andymonium@weirder.earth really cute theme tho:3

@mavica_again trailers look like i’d enjoy it. but i refuse to support the franchise

i don't want to use websites i want to curl up and sleep in a little basket

@chipzel chiiiiiiipzel! welcome to fedi, glad to see you here :3

bodily function (possible tmi) 

did a poo and we’re better now! :D

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i have decided i no longer wish to be sentient. i will henceforth be nothing more than a vibing amoeba

@gwynnion i imagine the next messages went like this

“cool story. i’m just not into oranges now please give me peace”

“unwilling to debate the merits of oranges in the public forum? must be another triggered liberal! owned! iamverysmartsomeonepleaseloveme”

literally getting paid to do nothing but learn a new technology. i guess my job is pretty cool sometimes

@sweetest_delilah had a crown removed and a temp put in today. i’ll live but the soreness isn’t the most fun

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