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you can call me

  • maple
  • maple syrup
  • maple "mavica" syrup
  • mavica

none of those are capitalised, ever

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social media is anything but and mastodon has not ever been and will not ever be better than twitter or any similar contrived microblogging platform for as long as it retains the favourite button

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I think that infertile trans women should be permitted paternity leave to work on their sprawling, self-indulgent twine games about non-penetrative sex and institutional trauma

and i don't mean in a mansplaining kind of way or "how do i do x in y" "use z instead"

i mean "how do i do x" "rando favourited your post"

like it's just non-sequiturs. i'm in a don hertzfeldt skit

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social media is anything but and mastodon has not ever been and will not ever be better than twitter or any similar contrived microblogging platform for as long as it retains the favourite button

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if you like a post where a person is talking about killing themselves that means that you like that that person wants to kill themselves, there is no other interpretation for the wording x has liked your post that i can infer in good faith and this is why i tell people not to like my negative posts unless they like that i'm in misery because if you want to convey anything else you have 26 letters and punctuation at your disposal

negative post, reply but do not enjoy/like/favourite 

who up at real dysmorphia hours completely not recognising the different faces you get each every single time you look in the mirror and not in a fun way

starting out disabled pride month with a disabled pride flag, which for me is just a script for prescription strength painkillers blown up to a 6 foot sheet, on a flag pole.

trans, uspol & geopol adjacent 

I think it's important now more than ever that those of us who are reasonably safe, along with our genuine allies, fly pride colors and show visible pride all year round every chance we get.

I think it's important now more than ever for those of us who safely can to do it, no matter how subtle we need to be, so those of us who can't show their true selves will see they're not alone.

Maybe an animate inanimate as the talking PNG? A magic wand for magical girls who once thought they were boys? (And also not just for girls & boys?)

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audiodamage revived one of their old, long-discontinued plugins with the original interface and… it’s just so much cleaner and more immediately usable than their current design language… and most others…

We’ve just incurred a $7,500 CAD bill to do radon mitigation and replace our broken sump pump, because we hate lung cancer and flooded basements. Now would be a really wonderful time for folks to buy some of my writing argylewerewolf.itch.io or send me a few bucks for because you like what I do! ko-fi.com/argylewerewolf

The beauty of working in an office highly integrated with Microsoft products is consistency. You can write a document in desktop Microsoft Word 365 saved as Microsoft's DOCX format so that when you send it to a co-worker on Microsoft Teams and they click on it to open it in web Microsoft Word 365 you can consistently expect the formatting to be completely different.

i am going to take the internet back by force or die trying

one of my favourite things is how, like, you think about Asimov, and you might have this image of this old timey science fiction author completely removed from modern technology, right

anyway here he is selling radio shack computers

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!