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social media is anything but and mastodon has not ever been and will not ever be better than twitter or any similar contrived microblogging platform for as long as it retains the favourite button

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i make music: maple.pet/music

i make open source tech tools and toys: maple.pet/tech

i started the netizen club and the link cache, to help my yearning for a simpler internet: links.netizen.club/

i'm looking for work. if you know anyone who needs someone with 8+ years professional experience plumbing nearly any sort of bespoke tech, talk to me.

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if you like a post where a person is talking about killing themselves that means that you like that that person wants to kill themselves, there is no other interpretation for the wording x has liked your post that i can infer in good faith and this is why i tell people not to like my negative posts unless they like that i'm in misery because if you want to convey anything else you have 26 letters and punctuation at your disposal

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disappointing to hear that james channel is a hogwarts legacy player

cloudflare is a net negative on the internet even before you get to the fascism

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thinking about how maybe shoveling our entire world through one chokepoint that also MITMs our TLS was a bad idea

it's real cool how the few times i actually get a message anywhere it's transphobes calling for me to kill myself

does anyone want to send me nice messages or

robot girl lesbians do not have weddings they have weldings

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong.”
Knight turned the machine off and on.
The machine worked.

our partner has these irreproducible problems that vanish when we touch her machine, etc

the machines just work better around us because they know if they don't we'll disassemble them

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