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lol this doctors office is playing jumper

i get that it was a popular song and such

but it’s a weird vibe to be sitting here listening to a song that’s basically “pls don’t kill yourself”

@SteelWool yeah probably around the time they bet everything on the saudi money and the deal fell through

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw aw dang note i gotta get more

can’t be beat by a gworl lol

@JessiCum@kitsunes.gay sock is a contraction of “sheath for cock”

yo this trend of drive thru speakers playing a prerecorded greeting when you pull up needs to die in a fire tbh

not actually what this post is about 

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’S IT

I’VE TRIED TO KEEP IT TO MYSELF BUT IF YOU WANNA CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS FINE

u cute :3

also, there’s a receptionist at this office that looks like me when i was skinny

i find her very attractive but am a bit concerned about what that says about me lol

lol this 94 year old woman at the doctor is complaining about the state of things

did y’all know “the vegetables are farmed”??

re: casting a hex do not open 

@thorn awww dang

i shoulda listened

holy shit pour one (or several) out for university of michigans IT folks

@Lyude@queer.party friend of mine works at a company where pay raises are handled through jira

it enrages me every time i think of it

re: negative, sad posting, suicidal ideation but no actual threat of doing anything 

@foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw fwiw i’m struggling too so at least you aren’t alone my friend <3

lol got to work like 10-15 minutes ago

i’ve technically already finished all the work i have to do for the whole week

sometimes my job is pretty sweet

i legitimately think about this every few months and almost every time end up cry laughing

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very much in a don’t want to/wish i didn’t have to sleep mood tonight

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