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intoxicants 

i swear it feels more restful to get high than it does to sleep

shitpost, caps, reference to a dead person 

BILLY MAYS HERE AND I’VE GOT A REAL WINNER TODAY! ARE YOU TIRED OF SPENDING SO MUCH EFFORT CLEANING?

INTRODUCING FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID!

GUARANTEED TO DISSOLVE ANY MESS!

CALL NOW!

no, marketing email, you don’t “miss me” you want my money. say what you mean instead of relying on emotionally manipulative tactics

idk…mh theorycrafting?? 

it’s kinda rude how when i get in a depressive funk and don’t wanna do anything the thing that makes me feel better is usually just doing the thing smh

We never should've stopped saying omgwtfbbq

i understand that it’s because the entire field is the epitome of “standing on the shoulders of giants” but

holy shit the fact that modern technology works is mind blowing

lol cat just sprinted across the room and slid into his food bowl flipping it and making a huge mess

i love that little idiot

do we really have to do today? what if we just didn’t and stayed in bed?

shit. left my steam deck in my bedroom but now i’m comfy on the couch. first world problem i know but still

If this page looks better in the app, then you need to stop preventing your web team from doing their job properly.

If, on the other hand, this page extracts more data and achieves more lock-in in the app, please stop lying about your reasons.

i don't want to use websites i want to curl up and sleep in a little basket

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