lewd, shitpost, sparkly vampire love story
maybe fedi can answer this since no one else has been able to.
so the vampires in twilight right? their blood canonically doesn’t pump. so either edward got bella pregnant with a limp dick ooooooor somehow magically got a boner with no blood flow????
or maybe since their skin is “rock hard” he just always got a stiffy?
idk, just feels like some unexplained lore here 🤷
re: mh- related rant
oh also i forgot about the complete inability of anyone in the damn house to do anything that isn’t toxic as shit to regulate their emotions
ok i’m done now