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i mean, obviously much larger issues with capitalism but my cat is next to me rn so

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ok, now that i’m done being a sadboy™

FUCK capitalism. i just wanna pet my cat and play video games man

allusions to loss, sadpost, degenerative disease 

fedi, please do me a favor and tell your loved ones that you love and value them while you still can. i’m watching my father slowly lose everything that makes him who he is and wish i had told him more when he was fully here. just…show people you care. please.

nicotine, possible child abuse?, complaining 

yo ppl smoking in the fucking car with their kids in the back is a fucking insane thing to see in 2023

fuck this country ass state smfh

lewd, shitpost, sparkly vampire love story 

maybe fedi can answer this since no one else has been able to.

so the vampires in twilight right? their blood canonically doesn’t pump. so either edward got bella pregnant with a limp dick ooooooor somehow magically got a boner with no blood flow????

or maybe since their skin is “rock hard” he just always got a stiffy?

idk, just feels like some unexplained lore here 🤷​

i love having a question about something and REALLY wondering about it all day and then realizing “look it up on the internet silly”

legitimately such a great moment of excitement for me. standing on the precipice of learning something new!

if you have somehow gone this long without downloading marvel snap lemme give you some advice

don’t

it will consume your entire life

any flying object can be a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying things

would any of you beautiful people happen to have a source for cisco ios images…? studying for certifications and i want to make sure i know what websites to uhhhh avoid in that process so as to not breach intellectual property laws

the s in https stands for "swaddled". it means your packets were lovingly wrapped in a blankie and given a little kiss

today has been maybe the worst day of my life.

please send vibes, cuddles, hugs, memes, nudes, cat pics, whatever you got to help.

i’m real low y’all

re: mh- related rant 

oh also i forgot about the complete inability of anyone in the damn house to do anything that isn’t toxic as shit to regulate their emotions

ok i’m done now

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mh- related rant 

jfc i have got to get out of this house…from people slamming shit and yelling all the time to being all but forced to watch the news every day…i’ll just cuddle with my cat and blåhaj and hope that october comes quickly…

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