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kinda insecure…kinda chubby…kinda wanna post lewds…

gross, body functions 

you ever take a shit so big it makes your legs weak?

I just found out that Hey Arnold takes place in Washington, and this has broken reality for me.

holy shit i just realized i can filter all the stuff that makes me feel bad on here. i know that’s literally the point of filters but it never occurred to me

Customer: STEAMED HAMS IS WHAT I CALL HAMBURGERS. IT'S A REGIONAL DIALECT.
DMV: YOU CALL THEM STEAMED HAMS DESPITE THE FACT THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GRILLED?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

lewd i guess?? 

coworker just said i got a open booty lol

i mean, obviously much larger issues with capitalism but my cat is next to me rn so

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ok, now that i’m done being a sadboy™

FUCK capitalism. i just wanna pet my cat and play video games man

allusions to loss, sadpost, degenerative disease 

fedi, please do me a favor and tell your loved ones that you love and value them while you still can. i’m watching my father slowly lose everything that makes him who he is and wish i had told him more when he was fully here. just…show people you care. please.

nicotine, possible child abuse?, complaining 

yo ppl smoking in the fucking car with their kids in the back is a fucking insane thing to see in 2023

fuck this country ass state smfh

lewd, shitpost, sparkly vampire love story 

maybe fedi can answer this since no one else has been able to.

so the vampires in twilight right? their blood canonically doesn’t pump. so either edward got bella pregnant with a limp dick ooooooor somehow magically got a boner with no blood flow????

or maybe since their skin is “rock hard” he just always got a stiffy?

idk, just feels like some unexplained lore here 🤷​

i love having a question about something and REALLY wondering about it all day and then realizing “look it up on the internet silly”

legitimately such a great moment of excitement for me. standing on the precipice of learning something new!

if you have somehow gone this long without downloading marvel snap lemme give you some advice

don’t

it will consume your entire life

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