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meta? no i can't say i've ever met her before sorry

🎶​haven’t closed my eyes in weeks, put me to sleep🎶​

feets 

i know they’re really basic (and not typical programming socks :p) but i think these socks are really cute :3

getting real tired of this web 2.0 bs, can we just go back to web 1.0?

ok fedi, i’m gonna go try to make a sleep

ni ni <3

topless and pantless male (boxer briefs and socks) 

ok fedi…i’ll give it a try…anybody wanna cuddle me? :3

here’s hoping no one i know stumbles across this and IDs the account lol

kinda insecure…kinda chubby…kinda wanna post lewds…

gross, body functions 

you ever take a shit so big it makes your legs weak?

I just found out that Hey Arnold takes place in Washington, and this has broken reality for me.

holy shit i just realized i can filter all the stuff that makes me feel bad on here. i know that’s literally the point of filters but it never occurred to me

Customer: STEAMED HAMS IS WHAT I CALL HAMBURGERS. IT'S A REGIONAL DIALECT.
DMV: YOU CALL THEM STEAMED HAMS DESPITE THE FACT THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GRILLED?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

lewd i guess?? 

coworker just said i got a open booty lol

i mean, obviously much larger issues with capitalism but my cat is next to me rn so

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ok, now that i’m done being a sadboy™

FUCK capitalism. i just wanna pet my cat and play video games man

allusions to loss, sadpost, degenerative disease 

fedi, please do me a favor and tell your loved ones that you love and value them while you still can. i’m watching my father slowly lose everything that makes him who he is and wish i had told him more when he was fully here. just…show people you care. please.

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