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i’m quirky

not in a “teehee✌️” way

but in an alphabetized sock drawer, probably autistic way

i am once again cry laughing over “vagina bones”

contemplating what it would be like if i woke up as the only human left on the planet

male?

female?

dawg, most days i’m not even sure if i’m REAL

really pisses me off when people that have (by their own admission) never worked food service wanna complain about how food service workers are acting

dawg, i recently downloaded some traditional social media apps because i needed them to do things and idk if it’s just because fedi or because i’ve been away from them but good god these apps are dogshit

so i got a tattoo that takes up my whole forearm and it’s awesome and i’m really happy with it. BUT we’re at the point of healing where it’s starting to itch which means my whole forearm is gonna be constantly itchy for like the next week which kinda sucks a little

lol my cat is sitting like a foot and a half away from me and just purring like crazy. i think he loves me yall

mh- i guess? 

fuck this. everything is upsetting me. i’m gonna take some melatonin and hope for sleep.

mh- 

oh look at the time! is it really wannadie o clock already?

does anybody else have trouble functioning in society because of the ephemeral and “made up” nature of it all?

shout out to the hospital. here 5 hours and counting and the vending machine is out of waters T_T

the two major eras in archeology are BC (before christ) and CE (combat evolved)

mh- - - -, sh 

ahhhh, suicidal ideation

welcome back my friend

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