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the experience of being linus torvalds has gotta be so crazy. just think one day “i need some system to manage software versions” and then code something so good (and, tbh, free) that it just becomes the industry standard

rly rude that fast food is so unhealthy but so good

complaining, health - 

dad has fallen four times in the last two days and is moving super slow. fuck lewy body dementia man 😔😔

brain doing that thing where nothing feels interesting enough to do. yippee

nearly delusional levels of tired and vibing to 80s/90s acid house 👍👍

how to tell my friends girlfriend that yes i want her but that’s not why i think she should break up with him? lol

could somebody pls find the “fix my life” button and press the shit out of it?

oh this is gonna be one of those nights where i stay up too late on my phone because brain won’t let me sleep huh

weh

shitpost, nsfw 

i wonder if chad gable screams “thank youuuuuuu” when he cums

plural system that directs traffic and parking at a BDSM party

call that kinksys

somebody come pull the power cord on brain

i’m tryna sleep but it’s on 50000 rpm 😭​

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