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Cars are stupid. Yes even your really cool one. Fuck cars.

The cool thing about #programming is that if you start out looking like the bottom left, on your 35th birthday the devil shows up and asks, “which way, western man?” and forces you to pick one of the other three.

queer anarchists when they find out there is a body part that is pro-state

"I must smash it"

transphobia 

weeeeeeeeee coworkers being mad transphobic and intentionally misgendering and deadnaming people 🙃

damn, bitches really be waking up wanting to be nonverbal

it’s me, i’m bitches

I keep randomly finding out that a whole bunch of my fedi friends are plural and like damn, y'all even like your minds decentralised, huh?

lul

just saw a user with the last name garlock

read it as girlcock

you’ve ruined me fedi <3

emotions, possibly negative brain stuff 

man, that empty feeling after a period of intense emotion is fucking weird huh?

coming down off of probably the angriest i’ve ever been in my life. hope fedi is having a good evening tho <3

this is a haiku
they don't have to rhyme karen
jesus fucking christ

damn, valve must be really slow at software development if it took this long to get from 1.6 to 2.0

i wish my cat spoke english so i could tell him how much i love him

intentionally vague, person that knows will know 

holy shit jfc

banks 

why don’t all the techbros just ask chatgpt how to save svb?

penultimate is when you have the best handwriting

maybe it’s cringe or whatever but fuck it, we embrace the cringe to be free

can’t explain why it took so long or why it just now finally happened but fortnite finally “clicked” for me.

hot take. that’s a fun ass video game yall

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