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the glorious people's dicksucking factory

…oh

i haven’t drank any water today. maybe that’s why i feel like a dying crab

meta? no i can't say i've ever met her before sorry

🎶​haven’t closed my eyes in weeks, put me to sleep🎶​

feets 

i know they’re really basic (and not typical programming socks :p) but i think these socks are really cute :3

getting real tired of this web 2.0 bs, can we just go back to web 1.0?

ok fedi, i’m gonna go try to make a sleep

ni ni <3

topless and pantless male (boxer briefs and socks) 

ok fedi…i’ll give it a try…anybody wanna cuddle me? :3

here’s hoping no one i know stumbles across this and IDs the account lol

kinda insecure…kinda chubby…kinda wanna post lewds…

gross, body functions 

you ever take a shit so big it makes your legs weak?

I just found out that Hey Arnold takes place in Washington, and this has broken reality for me.

holy shit i just realized i can filter all the stuff that makes me feel bad on here. i know that’s literally the point of filters but it never occurred to me

Customer: STEAMED HAMS IS WHAT I CALL HAMBURGERS. IT'S A REGIONAL DIALECT.
DMV: YOU CALL THEM STEAMED HAMS DESPITE THE FACT THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GRILLED?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

lewd i guess?? 

coworker just said i got a open booty lol

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!