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bombs 

once again freaking out about how we are literally living in the end of the world simply by virtue of the fact that nukes exist

re: gender stuff 

fuck it, in the bio we goooooooo!

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i am once again cry laughing over “vagina bones”

bruh idk if it’s incidental or not but my roomba has gotten SO MUCH worse since amazon bought the company. looks like i’m buying a shark or something when i get the money

i’m not saying that if you like kevin mitnick we won’t get along

i’m just saying that the most charitable interpretation of my experience indicates if you idolize kevin mitnick, i probably won’t want to be your friend and if you’d bully kevin mitnick, i probably will

v lewd & horny 

somebody pls

lemme smash while i lick your feet

oh right. long weekend. which means it’s time for the shittiest takes from my coworkers

meta 

pls tell me they didn’t actually name their fedi app the same thing as a movie about a nuclear holocaust lmao

haven't showered, listening to nu-metal, on a 4 day weekend, and grinding diablo

almost feels like middle school summer again :)

nothing even that serious at all, just changing directories and running pre-made scripts for example

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ok so i work as basically tier 2 tech support

am i in the wrong for being a little frustrated that my coworker (who is the same position as me) seems not to have basic CLI (like, windows command prompt even) skills?

just got my mom with a “deez nutz”

i’m at the 2013 peak of my power rn

wow i’m really stream of consciousness tonight huh lol

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