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suicidal thoughts (but not really) 

kinda wish i could kill myself but only for like 12-15 hours

i feel like it would be incredibly restful

lol in hindsight, working at starbucks was wild

grown ass men really asked me for an “extra hot steamer”

on todays episode of things i’m doing to fix silly issues with my computer:

a full windows reinstall

we should have stopped all software development in like 2015 at the latest

fuck this stupid ai/llm shit

should i just say screw it and get up at 2am to play diablo? 🤔🤔

guild wars 2 expansion acronyms spell a word

hotpofeodsoo

it's a very unique word

lol just kidding about earlier, i can’t stay off here

especially not during a sleep deprived descent into madness

ALL ABOOOAAARD

The juxtaposition of the intentionally misspelled words “deez” and “nutz” create a kind of humor that crosses socioeconomic, racial, and cultural boundaries and perhaps transcends even time itself. In this essay, I will-

stepping away for a while to sort my mental health

hit me on matrix (bio) if you need/want to

fuk.

just stuck my foot in kitty's water bowl.

suddenly realizing maybe i shouldn't have it next to my desk lol

“the woke liberal* agenda!!!”

dawg, the ONLY agenda i have is tryna get my brain to work correctly and stop being such a combative asshole

*not a liberal but they don’t make that distinction

mh-, call for reassurance, prescription meds 

can someone pls give me some kind words about how needing prozac to avoid being irritable all the time doesn't make me a failure or something?

sh (kinda) 

throw me off a bridge just to see if i feel the fear

not great brain stuff 

so strange how i can be pretty fine all day then suddenly disassociate and not want to be alive

when you realize you’re too bad at a game to continue making meaningful progress in it…sad :(

The bourgeois love Facebook with their whole hearts and asking them not to is like asking a mouse to not love cheese.

Years ago it came out that Facebook was literally doing forbidden experiments on children, testing what memes made them depressed and gave them eating disorders and made them suicidal. On children. And this was met with a collective shrug.

This is why you block a Facebook instance. These are the friends you will miss out on.

the satisfaction of feeling my cat laying on me in bed :333

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