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I got the permission I needed to go with @datastains@snouts.online in February and I'm so relieved I could cry. It's funny cuz... My boss is actually really nice, I was just so worried that something wrong would happen and am generally bad at asking for things

WAIT @datastains@snouts.online I CAME UP WITH A BETTER COUPLES HALLOWEEN COSTUME... You're a moth and I'm a lamp!!!!

@datastains@snouts.online is making me put on pants to eat pie

She's a tyrant

...Pie-rant

Food, Suicide (I Guess I'm Alive?), US Pol 

@somekindofcrow
Hey *hugs* I get this, but also you're good and I'm glad you're still out there, and if you want to talk I'm around, ok? We can do it

@datastains@snouts.online
I started one just now!! *Sticks foot in your mouth*

Look at this ABSOLUTE FRIEND I found at Crate and Barrel for $6!!!!!!

@datastains@snouts.online
Fact one: all quails love puppers
@ProgPanda @99CentSoftness@snouts.online

selfie, eye contact 

@datastains@snouts.online
Pretty pupper <3

I'm gonna be pissed if I still get sick after half a week of not smooching my gf

gender - light-hearted tho 

@datastains@snouts.online : male cats are always so doofy

Me: ohhHH I think I just realized something. Maybe I can make a cat character, I was just always thinking about the wrong gender of cat character...

Me and @datastains@snouts.online just ferociously cuddling the cat while calling him a fuckboy

I'm not sure if I should cw this, maybe 20% horny but mostly just me-y 

@datastains
In those words. She said "your girlfriend needs to clip that leash on you and take you for walkies every day"

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My physiotherapist says @datastains needs to take me on more walkies

I so have the theme from Dragon Pilot stuck in my head

@meimeimeixie
Inside it's rhubarb-berry-apple. On-top there's just something crumble goodness (brown sugar, pecans, brown sugar, etc)

@ticky
*Sends you plenty* ugh I actually really wanna give you guys some but we're super busy this week. Don't suppose you'd wanna get together next weekend? I'm sure we'll still have pie

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