paranormalkeet @ThingQuail@computerfairi.es

Maybe I should break out my chowl character (chowchow+owl).

I'm remembering the Halloween I was an owl and. Owls are just so cute, I want to be an owl again

Whelp, I just got a human-sized bag of popcorn, anyone want to do movies this weekend? Or roll around in a bathtub of popcorn?

I feel pink today

https://computerfairi.es/media/f1XkmXWdNjMLnFcGkNg

I am allowed to say no to people.

Man, I love risotto. It's so starchy and autumnal

So, let me talk for a second about how badass @datastains is.

There was a huge spider menacing me and she put on a glove and JUST GRABBED IT with her mfukkin hands and tossed it away

How can you just do that and be unscathed and not gibbering in existential horror

Uff. I think I'm definitely sickly

Co-worker 1: Do you know [information that can be found by a quick google search]?

Me: *does google search* 95.

Co-worker 2: *only responds to me* I don't know but [information she didn't ask for] and [other information she didn't ask for].

Is it too late to do the cake fursona
meme? Because I found this avocado cake recipe online https://howtocakeit.com/products/avocado-cake

On the way to work I saw a dress that was two day of the dead skeleton ladies drinking wine, it was very Mom Goth

Pretty much just decided me and @datastains should be lesbian werewolves for Halloween

The pockets on my pin jacket are getting blingy and amazing at this point:

https://computerfairi.es/media/gySOxjwg1sOwkku4HGg

https://computerfairi.es/media/7CCy9W8796o30AfV6MQ

Yanno how cats bring you dead mice because they can't fathom how you could be an ok adult cat and not get your own? @datastains does that with me with my phone. If I don't have it in my hand she gets all worried and asks if I'm ok and tries to find it for me and give it to me

Wait, dang. Quick, someone buy me one of them punkin spice

Last night I dreamed I was desperately trying to lure our dog back with Werther's candies, but I kept accidentally getting jungle animals instead.