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I'm not sure if I should cw this, maybe 20% horny but mostly just me-y 

@datastains
In those words. She said "your girlfriend needs to clip that leash on you and take you for walkies every day"

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My physiotherapist says @datastains needs to take me on more walkies

I so have the theme from Dragon Pilot stuck in my head

Just took these babies out of the oven, anyone want pie?

(We did today instead of yesterday)

hey i'm really curious about gender-neutral pronouns in different languages. english has "they", plus a bunch of different neopronouns. what do you use in your language?

(boosts would be great to cast a wider net on this, thx)

This restaurant I’m at with @ThingQuail and @datastains is so cool that you vape the salt and pepper instead of sprinkling it on.

(I stole this joke from Hazel)

Whelp, I liked Root as much as I thought I would!!

Chirp!

New jacket I fell absolutely in love with. This style suits me. And it's very good for shape even without a binder

And on Monday it is foretold the beyond meat borgers will come back to us, and each year we shall hold a borger eating festival on this day

Thing I love about @datastains, not current: when we're mad at each other we don't get so mad we don't save dumb memes to share after we make up

"did you try closing and reopening it yet?"

"did you try kicking it off the hinges, throwing it in a woodchipper, and installing a new one yet?"

I don't think I've mentioned on social media yet, but me and @datastains have been watching Hilda on Netflix and it's v cute and good

RT @ASmallFiction@twitter.com
"I'm lonely," she said, "do you have a potion for making friends?"

"Sure. Drink this," the witch said.

"Tea?"

"Yep. What's on your mind?"

We started a new thing on netflix this morning and it has this little precious deer/fox and I love them???

Someone put a hat on the walking man (now they're the dashing man)!!!

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