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There is no reason apart from “keeping things PG-13” for people in sci-fi and fantasy to not say fuck. If humans exist and they’re speaking English, or “common language that just so happens to sound like English,” whatever made-up swear word that gets used ends up being a fuck equivalent anyway. Let science fiction and fantasy characters say fuck.

POCAHONTAS: 🎶 can you paint with all the colors of the wind 🎵

ME: *literally wrestling neil degrasse tyson to the ground* jus- just let her sing neil

Replace “the gods” with “the wealthy” here and absolutely nothing changes

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I started wearing a new Fitbit today — the first one I’ve had in years — and it registered a 20-minute period of “Moderate Activity” during the climactic scene of Glass Onion.

Hermes: neither an illegitimate mortal nor a simple contrarian but a secret third thing
(From “Trickster Makes This World,” Lewis Hyde auth.)

It’s funny how recognizing AI art nowadays is just the same old rules as recognizing the fae in old tales.

“Count the fingers, count the knuckles, count the teeth, check the shadows…”

… and under NO circumstances should you make deals with their kind.

It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this 🎶

bro I’m literally an accident of meat and electricity, I should not have to do math

"BE NOT AFRAID" i say while intentionally appearing in a very scary form

Being on Mastodon feels like a return to the days of not taking social media too seriously. We’re using doll maker avatars and doctor who quotes in the profile, lads

Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.

Absolutely wild that I spent so much of my teens and twenties feeling like a being of limitless potential forced into the constraints of mortal life, only to spend my early thirties accepting that I am only human, only to start studying Traditional Chinese Medicine at 35 to learn that all humans are beings sprung from limitless potential and forced into the constraints of mortal life

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