The good news: FreeBSD 2.1 (I couldn't be arsed to download 2.0.5 from the FTP archive so I torrented 2.1 from arcive.org) boots and runs just fine on QEMU.
The bad news; QEMU doesn't emulate a video card this old thing can use properly. I'm wondering how you can talk XF86 into doing 16 grays on a stock VGA.
@aatheus Emulated Pentium-class machine in QEMU. I have a real Pentium 100 and a real 486DX2-66 downstairs I can play with it on, but I was a lazy butt this weekend and didn't do it.