I hate computers!
I have a database SOMEWHERE with important information I need to pull from it, but the person who set it up is gone. Weh.
@sara 127.0.0.1:3306 😂
@sara super jelly! I don't think I've ever used an actual graph database in production for a real reason.
what are you storing in it? 🤤
@sara hmm sounds like a consultant came in to management to talk about how relationships are as important as the data! And your company's "Big Data" needs to be restructured for streamlined business unit synergies !
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