ALPHYS @alphys@computerfairi.es

IT'S TOO COLD I'M A LIZARD I SHOULD BE HIBERNATING OR SOMETHING

who in the heck schedules a meeting for 9:30 IN THE MORNING

☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ mew mew kissy cutie is so SUGOI !!!!

i guess this would be better labeled as like "alphys in person" and "alphys on undernet" but like sdhfsdfj y'all get it

first act alphys: "h.. hello i'm.. im the... royal scientist . . . . . i gotta go"

endgame alphys:

(( going through the old abandoned blogs of everyone i used to know 5 years ago and getting a whole lot of bittersweet feelings ))

(( i did it. im trying to rp on tumblr again https://undegroundroyalscientist.tumblr.com/ ))

sometimes when you walk through the waterfalls...

in the distance, drowned out by the howling wind, you can still hear...

"hOI!!!"

like they were all the way underground and yet i saw no monster representation at any point ????? Feels kinda appropriative ngl

the one with the3 giant drill robot was pretty dumb, tbh

im running out of human documentaries to watch ugh

dinner with the girlfriend ;)

this post did not age well

what quarantine

i haven't left my lab in a month

god i fucking wish

(source: https://twitter.com/sorrelpaws/status/1198700009501450240)

who ate all the popato chisps

im gay