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someone was talking about lawsuits that might arise from bripe because of people hurting themselves using a blowtorch and a copper thingy and all i could think about was the phrase "BRIPE TORT" which is a very good phrase imo

this PSP is officially just a portable PS1

tonight's football exxxtravaganzza 

lmfao

my hair now goes to my left instead of my right, it's a good day

okay enough making squares fit into circles

holy crap i should start an instance.business for a demon law firm

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i have decided on my halloween costume

i'm going to wear a suit and horns, and i'm going to be satan's attorney

aka the devil's advocate

alcohol 

it is time

for cheap blackberry merlot

@Kamelian

i have become a high-powered fashion and beauty mogul

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"so is bird dot com arboretic and mastodon rhizomatic" she thought, knowing exactly as much about d&g now as she did like 2 years ago, which is to say, very little

current mood: building the Official Amelia Soundtrack

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