amelia @amelia@computerfairi.es

why join a dating site when you can become the dating site

i bought pleasetakeameliaona.date today and i have yet to do anything with it but i have high hopes

did anyone else just lose discord connection

someone buy me puyo puyo tetris for 3DS

concept: a mastodon instance where shitposting is an official sport, and so there are player accounts and referee accounts and occasionally the refs call penalties on players for breaking arbitrary and stupid rules for shitposting

boop snoot
borp toot
bripe tort

someone was talking about lawsuits that might arise from bripe because of people hurting themselves using a blowtorch and a copper thingy and all i could think about was the phrase "BRIPE TORT" which is a very good phrase imo

this PSP is officially just a portable PS1

lmfao

my hair now goes to my left instead of my right, it's a good day

...

is bad

okay enough making squares fit into circles

[googles "demon lawyer name generator"]

update

@TheDevilsAdvocates

i'll do graphics stuff later, but the deed is done

holy crap i should start an instance.business for a demon law firm

i have decided on my halloween costume

i'm going to wear a suit and horns, and i'm going to be satan's attorney

aka the devil's advocate

it is time

for cheap blackberry merlot

#nowplaying

black marble - iron lung

@Kamelian

i have become a high-powered fashion and beauty mogul