amelia @amelia@computerfairi.es

@SuricrasiaOnline my web experience is both faster and maidier than ever before! https://computerfairi.es/media/J5JvsNKqgOKs17yh_H4

i fixed the toot and the lesson here is don't make math jokes and also do mental math at almost 2am while watching a giant bomb mailbag

I FUCKED UP THE MATH AODGNHJSDFHOSDG

twitter doesn't need to add 220 characters to measure up to mastodon. it needs to subtract all the 14 and 88 characters.

this is undeniably a product of being on a different phone without mobile masto

and also being distracted by my girlfriend a lot

oh hey i haven't been here in a while

i wonder if @SuricrasiaOnline has a conversion kit to make my maid outfit a mobile wi-fi hotspot

why join a dating site when you can become the dating site

i bought pleasetakeameliaona.date today and i have yet to do anything with it but i have high hopes

did anyone else just lose discord connection

someone buy me puyo puyo tetris for 3DS

concept: a mastodon instance where shitposting is an official sport, and so there are player accounts and referee accounts and occasionally the refs call penalties on players for breaking arbitrary and stupid rules for shitposting

boop snoot
borp toot
bripe tort

someone was talking about lawsuits that might arise from bripe because of people hurting themselves using a blowtorch and a copper thingy and all i could think about was the phrase "BRIPE TORT" which is a very good phrase imo

this PSP is officially just a portable PS1

lmfao

my hair now goes to my left instead of my right, it's a good day

...

is bad

okay enough making squares fit into circles

[googles "demon lawyer name generator"]