sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
[this actually happened to me, in 2019]
Cute girl: So. Before we proceed. How do you feel about Marx?
Me (nervous): Umm look I guess I'm a socialist but I don't really know enough about the political theory behind it
Her: ...
Me: I'm sorry
Her: ...
Her: Marks. Can I leave marks on your skin
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia I'm glad you brought this banger here because I love it
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia "Okay, babe, but the Marx painting WILL be staring at us."
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia Its always good to know someone's opinion on Marx before proceeding. /jk
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia I love it
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia Always appreciate a good, solid dialectic.
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia And here I was hoping this story was gonna turn into some hot capitalism critique
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@arborelia
I love it! This could 100% have happened to me.
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so far I've never had sex, but if I ever do, this will probably happen to me
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia From each according to her abilities, to each according to her needs kinda thing eh
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@RADC @arborelia You have nothing to lose but your chains.
*or gain. Kink-shaming isn’t really part of the socialist dialectic.
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@gorfram @arborelia A bit of a deep dive it seems apropos “For Andrew Vincent, ‘socialism' finds its root in the Latin sociare, which means to combine or to share. The related, more technical term in Roman and then medieval law was societas. This latter word could mean companionship and fellowship as well as the more legalistic idea of a consensual contract between freemen". Kinky stuff
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia nice
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia Okay but this is amazing?
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia
(Is now a skeleton because that KILLED me)
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@arborelia a certified banger toot 
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia @julieofthespirits stop bragging
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia "Uhm...if you put 'Right Here Waiting' on, it'll give me serious middle school slow dance vibes. Which...I guess that could be a kink?"
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia “Wherever you go, whatever you do”
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia @eniko Nice save! She was obviously talking about Groucho but didn’t want to embarrass you.
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia I love this so much in so many ways.
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia I have not heard this one before, bravo
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Also vintage pinball machines and fluff on your timeline i'm sold uwu
@arborelia Oh no, you poor girl.
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia this is so funny
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia 😆 consent is important!
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia omfg 😭😂
@arborelia You: Quit stalin' and get on wiv it!
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia lmao
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia 😂😂😂😂 I cant stop laughing 😂😂
Scene: a room at my small liberal arts college in the early '90s. My friends Spence and Topher, boyfriends, lazing in bed together.
Spence: "You need me."
Topher: "You know, it's true, I really do. Maybe I don't say that enough out loud, but I want you to know that I feel it often."
Spence: "..."
Topher: "..."
Spence: "No, I mean you kneed me. Just now. In the balls."
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia show off
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@arborelia amazing
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia adorable
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
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@arborelia That is /so/ going to show up in one of my novels.
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@arborelia "Baby, you can leave Marx on my skin ANYTIME."
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia @Florimelles 🤣🤣🤣🤣
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia
Playing all the Engels.
@arborelia are you still together?
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia yeah, uh, been there.
but usually on the other side of the conversation
sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
@arborelia @clacke it's its own league of amazing, thanks for sharing 😊
Sexual implications. the one good tweet from my old private twitter
Thank you @arborelia for sharing this precious and personal memory with the Fediverse! I love everything about it.
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@arborelia lol, funniest story i've heard all day