@fructose_dealer oh gosh in that case i gotta go research bad dragon products now

probably not the weirdest research i've done tbh

@fructose_dealer why do they have so much random merch?? are there legitimately people out there who want a bad dragon tape measure??? i don't understand????

@fructose_dealer okay this is heavily generalising bc there's no way i'm gonna review every single dick individually but

lawful good: toy cleaner, bags
lawful neutral: wereables, condoms, pasties
lawful evil: mugs/glasses, keychains, sample discs
neutral good: lil' squirts, plushies!
true neutral: lil' vibes, lanyards
neutral evil: masturbators, caps
chaotic good: packers, pins
chaotic neutral: dildos, shirts, stickers
chaotic evil: teenie weenies, activity book

@fructose_dealer not sure whether to be pleased or concerned by this development, will settle for cackling maniacally